Why I skipped my Tute.

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1. That was the day I always wash my hair.
2. I decided to engage in a period of self directed learning.
3. I consider tutorial times to be oppressive.
4. I had the bubonic plague last week and I didn’t want anyone else to catch it.
5. My hermit crab died and I was observing a period of morning.
6. I am a migratory species and this impedes on my ability to regularly attend tutorials.
7. I was there. Where were you?
8. I thought that tutorial was an optional session.
9. My astrologer predicted that there was a risk I would fail at all thing I attempted. So I played it safe and avoided attempting anything.
10. I was busy fighting ______ (Borg/Sith/The Dark Lord of Mordor/Death Eaters).
11. I was busy negotiating an end to the violence in Iraq.
12. I could tell you why I missed it, but then I would have to kill you.
13. My guinea pig was suffering from depression and I had to take him to counselling.
14. My mum forgot to pack my lunch so I couldn’t come to university.
15. I was busy plotting for a military coup.
16. It was my monkey’s birthday.
17. It was me day off.
18. Sorry I was there I just forgot to take off my cloak of invisibility.
19. Look into my eyes, look into my eyes… right your under, I was there last week and you remember that I had many insightful contributions to make… one, two three and your back in the room.
20. I was too busy celebrating after receiving my _________. (Grammy/Aria/Oscar/Nobel Prize)
21. I was on hold calling Centrelink for all of that day.
22. It was my dogs birthday.
23. I am not allowed out at this time of the month.
24. I had a nasty yeast infection.
25. Since the threat level was raised past “amber alert” I have been too scared to leave my house.
26. My house was besieged by a pack of werewolves.
27. My invisible friend was grabbling with the Euthyphro dilemma and he needed my help to hold it down.
28. I thought that I was getting too close with other class members and I needed some time alone.
29. I find that tutorials held indoors crush my creative spirit, I needed to take time for my soul to be refreshed.
30. I busy protecting my house from terrorism by covering it in fridge magnets.
31. I was temporarily granted super human powers  and I felt that it was morally imperative that I use them to protect the general population.
32. I coming to class but I had to stop to save an elderly lady from a  pack of rabid monkeys.
33. Crime doesn’t stop for tutorials and so neither can I.
34. I was on the phone to Telstra.
35. I decided to skip the tutorial and think about doing the pre-reading.
36. I had to go shopping for a musical instrument to busk with in the mall for enough money for a bus ride to uni.
37. I had a gangrenous hand and couldn't write.
38. I had a lobotomy last week and my doctor advised me to avoid any heavy thinking.  
39. My magical eight ball advised me not to attend.
40. I had to bath my Iguana.
41. On the weekend, my psychic told me that she couldn't see any tutorials in my near future.
42. I forgot about Daylight Savings and arrived two hours late.
43.  I had to chase my slinky down this really long flight of stairs...
44. My dog had just broken up with his bitch and I needed to take him out for a few drinks.
45. I was too busy trying to take over the world, one house at a time.
46. My piece of shit scooter broke trying to get up the ring road to Car Park 3.
47. I have this condition where I wake up each morning and don't remember the day before... so I keep reliving Sunday.
48. I couldn't figure out which was Social Sciences North and which was Social Sciences South.
49. It was National Don't Go To Your Tutorials Day and who am I to be unpatriotic?
50. I decided it was more important to stay home and watch all my hired DVDs in order to escape the late fee.
51. Tute? What tute?