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AQUARIUS: Jan. 21 - Feb. 19
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be
progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand,
you are inclined to be careless and impractable,
causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly.
Everyone thinks you are stupid.
PISCES: Feb. 20 - Mar. 20
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are
being followed by the CIA & FBI. You have minor
influence over your associates and people resent you
for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are
generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals.
ARIES: Mar. 21 - Apr. 20
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in
contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient and
scornful of advice. You are a real prick.
TAURUS: Apr. 21 - May 21
You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged
determination and work like hell. Most people think
you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but
a goddamned communist.
GEMINI: May 22 - June 21
You are quick and an intelligent thinker. People like
you because you are bi-sexual. However, you are inclined
to expect too much for too little. This means you are
cheap. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER: June 22 - July 23
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples
problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always
putting things off and that's why you will always be
on welfare and never worth a shit.
LEO: July 24 - Aug. 23
You consider yourself a born leader while others think
you are pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and
cannot tolerate honest criticism. This arrogence is
disgusting. Leo people are always thieving bastards.
VIRGO: Aug. 24 - Sept. 23
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking
is sickening to your few friends. You are cold and un-
emotional and often fall asleep while making love. Virgos
make excellent bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA: Sept. 24 - Oct.23
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with
reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely to be
queer. Changes of employment and monetary gains are
excellent. Most Libra women are excellent whores. All
Libras are carriers of venerial disease.
SCORPIO: Oct. 24 - Nov. 22
You are shrewed in business and cannot be trusted. You
achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total
lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most
Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 23 - Dec. 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The
majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends.
People laugh at you a great deal because you are always
getting fucked.
CAPRICORN: Dec. 22 - Jan. 20
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You
don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never
been an individual Capricorn of any particular importance.
Capricorns should avoid standing still for long periods
of time as they tend to attract pidgeons.
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Re: I found this and thought it would provide ideas for horrorscope
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Some of those are a little bit "wrong"
but still kinda funny
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